2007 PROFILES
 
 WINTER 2006 PROFILES
  2002 PONTIAC TRANS-AM
  1957 BUICK ROADMASTER
  2002 CHEVROLET CAMARO
  1942 HARLEY DAVIDSON WLC
  1941 DODGE FLATBED
 FALL 2006 PROFILES
  1931 FORD MODEL-A ROADSTER
  2002 MAZDA PROTÉGÉ 5
  1964 CHEVROLET IMPALA SS
  2002 HONDA RC51
  1985 FORD F700
  1978 CHEVROLET MALIBU
 SUMMER 2006 PROFILES
  1990 NISSAN SKYLINE GTS-T
  1994 FORD RANGER
  1967 CHEVROLET CHEVELLE
  2002 TOYOTA CELICA GT
  2002 HARLEY-DAVIDSON V-ROD
 SPRING 2006 PROFILES
  1955 CHEVROLET
  1998 NISSAN 240SX
  1967 CHEVROLET CAMARO
  2005 HARLEY-DAVIDSON
  1986 GMC WRANGLER
 2005 PROFILES
 
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 SHARK ATTACK : Putting on a show at every corner
 

STORY: Sebastian McKenzie
PHOTOGRAPHY: Douglas Little

Since 1975, the shark has been regarded as a menace to coastal waters around the world. In that year, the movie Jaws showed the world just how vicious, cold-blooded, and merciless a shark can be. In reality, more people have died by the jaws of dogs in a single year than sharks have accounted for in two centuries. Still, anything with that much power has to be respected, and for safety's sake, a little chain mail goes a long way.

"I had a sharkskin seat to begin with, but that wasn't cool enough for me," Jason Cooper, owner of the 2002 Harley-Davidson V-Rod said.

 

While admitting the robust metal seat requires a better than average tolerance for the hard ride, Cooper said at speed, nothing treats you better than the small interlocked loops of metal, that for centuries was the mainstay of any soldier in battle.

"You have to have a warrior's butt to ride this thing," he said. "On a hot day, there's nothing better than this seat. The air rides underneath and right through it."

Cooper recalled his initial infatuation with the powerful ride came as much through the looks and performance of the bike as it did through the price tag, in a story befitting any bargain hunter in the city.

"I went into the shop to get replacement mirrors and turn signals, and the price was half off. So, being a Winnipegger, I couldn't pass that up," Cooper laughed, attributing his keen eye for a deal to his bloodline. "If I did pass it up, my mom wouldn't have let me hear the end of it."

Starting with a strictly stock bike gave Cooper the chance to do as he wished with the project, although some ideas have worked better than others.

"The whole front end is custom, but taking off the fuel gauge was a big mistake. Sometimes when you're on a long run, you forget how long you've been going and it starts sputtering out," he said.

Dealing with sharks in the wild can be a dangerous affair for those who don't know what they're getting into, and Cooper said his landlocked shark is no different, especially when taking it to the limits of performance.

"Control is out the window at high speeds with the solid wheels. You definitely don't want to be swerving above 160 (Km/H)," he explained. "When you're going that fast, the air has nowhere to go through the bike."

Still, even with the machine taking on the aerodynamic characteristics of an airplane's tail fin at high speed, Cooper has never been one to shy away from exploring just how powerful his shark is.

"I've had it right up there," he said. "It's crotch-rocket fast, but definitely Harley-Davidson cool."

According to Cooper, the coolness of the bike has had its interesting moments. From ladies jumping on the back end of the bike in the middle of traffic, to a school bus full of kids gasping in awe, Cooper takes it all in stride.

"That's actually a proud moment. People have enough respect now where they look, but they don't touch."

Moments of admiration will be frequent for Cooper's creation in the future, with plans to alter the back wheel, finish more chroming, and to enter it into as many shows as possible. Until then, Cooper said the best show can be found when the shark is turning a sharp corner.

"Where the pegs are sitting right now, they grind and spark, but that's okay. Every corner I take, I'll put on a show."

 
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